The Dusty ClamBy Jen JenivivePaperback; 31 pagesLinda''s clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You''ll have to buy the book to fin out!Why should I order? Great question, thanks for asking. You should order this book for the following reasons: Your name is Linda Your name is Fiona You have a clam You like clams You enjoy silly adult themed humor You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time * Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 above